Miranda Lambert is a Witch

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The ACM Awards were held earlier this week and Miranda Lambert was awarded with female vocalist of the year (for the fourth year in a row), along with record of the year and single of the year.

And it’s time that someone speaks up. Enough is enough. It’s time the world learns her secret.

Miranda Lambert is a witch who has cast a spell all across America, brainwashing those of us too weak-willed to resist her whiny twang. Well her reign is over! I’m making a stand.

We can fight back against her country-music witchcraft. We just need to know how to break her spell.

Firstly, we must be able to differentiate a normal, pop-loving citizen, from a confused, Miranda-obsessed drone. And believe me, they’re out there. They look like us, talk like us, some may even be your friends and family. You must be ever vigilant.

A few ways…

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